{"product_id":"being-a-mom-is-hard-candle","title":"Being a Mom is Hard Candle","description":"Amber glass soy candle poured with a clean, long-burning natural wax blend. This jar carries a bit of humor on its label—wry and honest—while filling a room with one of eight carefully crafted scents: from cozy orange-spice fir for winter evenings to bright peppered passionfruit for sunny afternoons, soothing white sage + lavender for quiet moments, warm cinnamon vanilla for baking nostalgia, coconut cream + cardamom for exotic comfort, or a fragrance-free option for simple glow. The cotton wick burns evenly and the glass vessel is reusable after the last flicker—wash it, repurpose it as a small planter, pencil cup, or shelf accent. Hand-assembled in the USA using globally sourced components and made with non-toxic, vegan ingredients, this candle blends personality with clean-burning performance and safety compliance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e- Vegan, non-toxic formula—no parabens, phthalates, synthetic dyes, lead, or plastics\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable amber glass jar that cleans easily after use\u003cbr\u003e- Eight scent options including unscented and seasonal blends infused with essential oils\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA and compliant with ASTM safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Christmas Warmth","offer_id":53132276334892,"sku":"21165621017646814318","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Cinnamon Vanilla","offer_id":53132276367660,"sku":"15709124086678966749","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Coconut Cream + Cardamom","offer_id":53132276400428,"sku":"31464988925608934817","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Clean Cotton","offer_id":53132276433196,"sku":"28799740670396753161","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Sea Salt + Orchid","offer_id":53132276465964,"sku":"23418176837611766476","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Unscented","offer_id":53132276498732,"sku":"32445727612625114201","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ White Sage and Lavender","offer_id":53132276531500,"sku":"14427033579466777687","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9oz \/ Amber \/ Ocean Water","offer_id":53132276564268,"sku":"32325162703442954852","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0952\/3943\/8636\/files\/8298759497090711099_2048.jpg?v=1777325585","url":"https:\/\/thepunnyplace.com\/products\/being-a-mom-is-hard-candle","provider":"The Punny Place","version":"1.0","type":"link"}