{"product_id":"my-dog-said-youre-a-hoe-hat","title":"My Dog Said You're A Hoe Hat","description":"A bold, no-nonsense trucker cap that speaks for you before you say a word. The foam front and mesh back give it a classic roadside look while keeping you cool. The high-contrast printed message reads clearly from across a room, making this cap an outspoken choice for parents, caregivers, or anyone who wants a little personal space. Lightweight and adjustable, it settles into everyday wear — errands, playground duty, or quick coffee runs — and softens as you wear it. Colors stay vivid; creases relax once worn. Wear it when you need a bit of armor and a little humor in crowded places.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Seven multicolor options to match your style\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable plastic snap closure fits most (20\"–24\")\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester foam front with nylon mesh back for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Color-matched details and sharp, fade-resistant printing\u003cbr\u003e- Six-row stitched visor; creases relax naturally after wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":52809127723308,"sku":"66614594787302891152","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ One size","offer_id":52809127756076,"sku":"32548971725811131697","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ One size","offer_id":52809127788844,"sku":"84301465370039691197","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Green \/ One size","offer_id":52809127821612,"sku":"30433890192910791743","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ One size","offer_id":52809127854380,"sku":"97439402155579751243","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0952\/3943\/8636\/files\/15280898871430381757_2048.jpg?v=1774998150","url":"https:\/\/thepunnyplace.com\/products\/my-dog-said-youre-a-hoe-hat","provider":"The Punny Place","version":"1.0","type":"link"}